The Special Agent in Charge of Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE), Mr. James T. Hayes, Jr. has filed a lawsuit in federal court against Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano claiming that the Secretary has engaged in a pattern and practice of sex discrimination against heterosexual men by creating a hostile work environment for them within DHS.  Now, we believe that everyone deserves a fair and harassment free workplace, but our skepticism of the sincerity of this complaint makes us think, “Puh-leeze.”